In no particular order, here are the Tweets that made me laugh. Have a funny Tweet you think I should add? Contact me.
Warning: Some tweets may be intended for mature audiences, immature audiences, poke fun at Trump, use bad words or may contain puns.
"what i do have is a particular set of skills…" pic.twitter.com/eOZ7ajYpa0
— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) January 22, 2018
Genius. Until today, if you Googled “Trump” and “shithole” all you got were hotel reviews.
— Grant Hamilton (@Gramiq) January 12, 2018
We’ve already sent a full supply of T-60 power armor their way as well. https://t.co/vllwtrjhV7
— Fallout (@Fallout) January 12, 2018
Hopper & Bob. See people, there is life after High School. Sure, I’m gone and now he has a good shot at capturing Joyce’s affection, but we are adults and all is good.
— Sean Astin (@SeanAstin) January 12, 2018
I finally finished a Chapstick without losing it or putting it through the wash. Time to die.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) January 10, 2018
I once raided over ten 7-Eleven stores in Dallas looking for a Dr. Pepper Slurpee. I feel your pain.
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) January 10, 2018
Donald Trump accidentally agreeing with the Dems' DACA proposal because he doesn't want to admit he's clueless is me in any conversation about cryptocurrency pic.twitter.com/R2O4pi8G2B
— Geraldine (@everywhereist) January 9, 2018
One upon a time I was running the world
Now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do
Total eclipse of Breitbart pic.twitter.com/C7ms9gKOaA
— Miss Texas 1967 (@MsTexas1967) January 9, 2018
— Lacey London (@thelaceylondon) January 8, 2018
Breaking: Flames still visible at top of Trump Tower. pic.twitter.com/ubPYcESIIY
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) January 8, 2018
Breaking: The blaze at Trump Tower was reportedly caused by the president’s pants which are frequently, if not always, on fire.
— (((𝕺𝖍𝕹𝖔𝕾𝖍𝖊𝕿𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖓𝖙))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 8, 2018